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Friday, July 11, 2008

Etape du Tour 2008, statistics and links

Here are some links and statistics from my Etape du Tour 2008 ride.


Official time (some French required)
Official race photos

Lindsay Crawford, a correspondent for Bikeradar.com, provided these figures:

8,500 participants: 212 women, 8,288 men.

Men

Category A: 18-29 years old - 505
Category B: 30-39 years old - 1,790
Category C: 40-49 years old - 2,817
Category D: 50-59 years old - 2,285
Category E: 60+ years old - 891

Women

Category F: to 35 years old - 38
Category G: 35+ years old - 174

Foreign participants: 3,300

Top 10 countries represented:

1. France
2. United Kingdom
3. United States
4. Ireland
5. Australia
6. Switzerland
7. The Netherlands
8. Belgium
9. Canada
10. Spain

Robert Mackey, of the NY Times, has some useful information in his "Morning After" write-up of the event:

A local paper reports that 85 percent of the more than 7,500 cyclists who started made it to the finish line.

And

The same paper, Sud Ouest, also reports that the temperature during the Etape was "2 degrés au Tourmalet!" [...] It was no doubt colder at the top of Hautacam, or at least it felt that way, as the finishers had to congregate in a big mass waiting for up to 20 minutes to get permission to ride back down the same road the rest of the field was still climbing, to get to the parking lots and host village.

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Wednesday, July 9, 2008

Etape du Tour 2008, Pau to Hautacam

7500 starters from 8500 entrants brave a cold and wet start to the 2008 Etape du Tour. I'm in there, somewhere...Image scanned from the special Etape edition of La République des Pyrénées newspaper

Octave Lapize enjoys the 1910 climb of the TourmaletThe forbidding Col du Tourmalet was introduced to the Tour de France in 1910 when Tour organiser Henri Desgrange, under pressure to liven up the Tour, sent Alphonse Steines to investigate the feasibility of cyclists actually riding over the great passes in the Pyrenees.

By most accounts, Steines surveyed the Tourmalet when it was covered in snow. He struggled over the summit after abandoning his chauffeured car because of snow drifts, was nearly lost in the dark as night fell, but made it - only just - to the village of Barèges where he was welcomed by incredulous villagers, forewarned by his astute chauffeur who had driven a flatter route.

The next day, Steines sent his famous telegram to Desgrange: "Crossed Tourmalet. Very good road. Perfectly practicable. Steines."

98 years later, 8500 enthusiastic cyclists had a go at climbing the Tourmalet as part of the 2008 Etape du Tour, a 169km course from Pau to the mountaintop resort of Hautacam. I was one of those riders, and this is my story.

Sunday, July 6, 2008. It was a dark and stormy night. The rain eased off a bit by dawn, but it was still wet, cold and miserable at the start line. I assembled there with the 7500 other riders that turned up (out of 8500 registrants), waiting for the 7am start.

The first 100km were brilliant. I warmed up rapidly and bombed along in bunch after bunch of riders determined to put some distance between them and the broom wagon. Time after time I found myself in a paceline doing a good 38-40kph but my heart rate was still in that safe zone where I can ride for hours. The first two climbs, both of them rated category 3, were moderately challenging. The descents were ... unusual. I'm normally a slow and careful descender, but I found myself passing heaps of even slower and more careful descenders. Yay!

It took just 3 hours and 15 minutes to crank out the first 100km, which brings us to the base of the Tourmalet and the end of the good news. Before I start my rant, let's hear from Robert Mackey of the NY Times, who had a positive take on the day. See his trip report for a great writeup.

The ride was really an epic experience, in large part due to the horrible weather. It was rainy and cold throughout, particularly on the way up both of the big climbs, to the Col du Tourmalet about 60 miles in, and then to Hautacam at the end. [...] I was hoping to climb the mountains while being able to see them, and to descend them on dry roads, but, given that the weather in the Pyrenees is often a factor in mountain stages of the Tour de France, in a way this was probably the most appropriate way to ride the course.


He also took some informative pictures to illustrate the contrast. This is the view we were hoping to see from Tourmalet:
The view we were hoping to see from Tourmalet

This is the view we actually saw:
The view we actually saw

Tourmalet destroyed me. The cold and wet conditions sapped all the energy I had stored for the entire remainder of the race. At the food stop in La Mongie, it was so foggy and cold that I only stopped for long enough to claw my way through the line for water, racing to get back on the bike so I could keep generating heat.

A soggy but enthusiastic crowd were gathered along the last kilometre of fogbound road to the top of Tourmalet, cheering and clapping and shouting "Allez allez allez" as bedraggled cyclists came into view in the fog and slowly hauled their way to the summit. Everyone I talked to before the Etape had the same hope: Get to the top of Tourmalet in reasonably good shape, and use the descent to recover enough to get up Hautacam to the finish line. Oh, and maybe enjoy the view from the highest summit crossing in the Pyrenees while they're there.

Sadly it was not to be. As you can see from the photo above, the descent of Tourmalet was an absolute shocker. For the non-lunatics reading this, imagine the following conditions:

  • Steep, narrow mountain roads. Often with a sheer drop directly on one side and laughably tiny guard rails

  • Fog sapping your body heat

  • Fog coating your brake pads and rims

  • Fog on your glasses

  • Bloody FOG, restricting the view ahead to something like 20 to 50 metres


Now try and get a twitchy racing bicycle with slick tyres and rapidly-abrading brake pads down 19km of this as fast as possible...

A bit like this

Things improved once I dropped below the cloud layer, but only barely. It was still too cold to recover any energy. I was fortunate enough to find a few more pacelines to tag along in, but I was a broken man by that stage.

Hautacam finished the job. Smashed me like a nut under a hammer. Naturally, there was a photo point set up on the final climb. Here's me doing my impression of Octave Lapize:



Too tired to even cover up my number and avoid the shame! By that stage, I was just hoping to recover enough strength so I could ride across the finish line at the top of Hautacam.

My optimistic early estimate of a 7.5 to 8-hour race completely blew apart. I did recover a bit, and the gradient eased off enough so I could cycle across the finish line. I finished in 8:59, and was frankly lucky to avoid the broom wagon which came in an hour and a half later.

In contrast, the winner of the Etape finished in 5:37, and the Tour de France stage winner polished off the course in 4:19.

I made my way back down the mountain to the finish village, a descent made difficult by the fact I was shivering so hard I was having trouble controlling the bike. A few minutes wrapped in a survival blanket and all was well with the world again. I had completed the Etape, one of the most challenging rides an amateur can hope to take part in.


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Thursday, December 27, 2007

Tour de France stage 1, 8 July 2007

I thought I would have a go at doing a blog post with images. Here are images from stage 1 of the 2007 Tour de France -- London to Canterbury.

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Thursday, July 19, 2007

The British Cyclosportive, July 2007

I optimistically entered the British Cyclosportive 120-mile bicycle ride from London to Canterbury, along the same route as the first stage of the 2007 Tour de France. My friends Rob and Mike helped me train for the event, we went on a couple of other sportives to build up to the big one -- I did my first 100 mile event at the start of June, and a 90 mile event a couple of weeks later, and Mike and I went out almost every weekend for 60 to 80 mile rides through various point-to-point routes in the countryside surrounding London.

The big day was July 1st. Over 4000 riders participated on a fairly stereotypical english summer morning: cold and wet, with showers forecast for the rest of the day and little chance of sun.

I left my place at 5:30am, met up with Mike a few minutes later, and we cycled to the start point at Greenwich park to meet Rob and some riders from the Greenwich Tritons triathlon club that he trains with.

We were mustered and released in batches of about 40 riders every minute or so, our release time was 6:25am. The actual timing started from the bottom of Greenwich hill at the exit of the park. For a while we managed to keep together but with so many riders on the road, all wearing similar colours, we started to seperate out. Rob was way up the front riding with the Triton fast bunch, and Mike was hanging back with me and the rest of the normal humans. After a little while, he was out of sight riding with a fast pack of closely-spaced cyclists. Mike and I stuck together, since we seem to be able to keep the same pace.

8 hours and 118 miles later we arrived in Canterbury, 2:25pm almost exactly. Canterbury had enjoyed sunshine almost all day, so we were able to stop and dry off and get some warmth back into arms and fingers. For a ride in the middle of "summer", I certainly didn't expect to be wearing my arm-warmers, an underlayer, overshoes and a jacket most of the day. This is what you get when you plan any sort of outdoor event in London during Wimbledon.

Our ride time was almost exactly 7 hours, so the lame 14.8mph average speed calculated by wall-clock time isn't too accurate. We spent an hour off the bikes at various rest stops (5 of them) and repairing one monster puncture which gashed Mike's tyre right across and down one sidewall. Our on-bike average speed was a more respectable 16.8mph (27km/h in metric), but still not great -- we can normally average 17.6 over long distances so we should have finished about 25 minutes earlier. I keep my computer in imperial because it lines up with the road signs here. Mike stays in metric. I like to convert in my head, it's a good test of how much blood sugar I have left.

My official finish time was 7:57:24, you can see the list of results at http://www.everydaycycling.com/news.aspx?fid=843 and race photos are available at http://www.marathon-photos.com/marathon.html?job=Sports%2FCPUK%2F2007%20Sports%2FBritish%20Cyclosportive I was rider 2048, Mike was 2442, Rob was 1368.

Rob did far, far better... His final time, 6:36:27, is almost all on-bike time; his bike computer reported ride time of about 6:20. He's pretty modest about that, saying that he was having a superb day and managed to hook in with some really good tight bunches, but Mike and I are pretty sure he could have done that time solo in a headwind.

After gratuitously adding the 7.9 miles I rode to get to Greenwich park for the start of the event to my total, I can claim that on the day I finished a double century - 202 km on the clock by the end of the day. I'm pleased with my top speed of 40.3mph (65kph), although this pales in comparison with the mad sprint to the finish we saw in the Tour de France on the 8th.

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Saturday, May 5, 2007

Capital To Coast, 2006

We were somewhere around Brighton on the edge of Devil's Dyke before the drugs began to take hold.

Well, bananas. Obtained by stealth and cunning from a banana farm near the foothills. It might have been a Mars Bar farm, I couldn't really tell, I was too busy trying to figure out how to walk with jelly rolls instead of legs.

The man to blame for this was strolling about the area, chowing down on some bananas and Mars Bars, and looking like there was no such thing as pain. Bastard.

I cast my mind back to the night I got involved in all this. My recollection of the conversation goes like this:


J: Another beer, Pete?
P: Heavens no, I'm a man of moderation
J: Here you go. Now, how about that 30-MINUTE bike ride next month?
P: Well, I don't know if I'm fit enough. And I'll have to borrow a bike...
J: Right right, you're drifting Pete. Excellent! See you there. Don't forget to do some practice rides anyway.
P: Whatever. How much time do I have to prepare?
J: Two weeks.
P: I'll try not to disappoint you


Jason, on the other hand, claims it went like this:


J: Another beer, Pete?
P: Are the Kennedy's gun shy?
J: Here you go. Now, how about that 30-MILE bike ride next month?
P: I'm keen mate. I'll just borrow a friends hugely superior and very expensive bike. I'm also surely fit enough as I do Aikido, Fencing, Rock-climbing and the Caber Toss most weeks. Sometimes all at the same time, although it's difficult to find other fencers who will go rock-climbing with me...
J: Right right, you're drifting Pete. Excellent! See you there. Don't forget to do some practice rides anyway.
P: Whatever. How much time do I have to prepare?
J: Two weeks.
P: No sweat. Try and keep up, ok?


Yeah. Practise rides. Sure. I'll just find a NEAR VERTICAL hill and ride up it a few thousand times. In a furnace. With an anvil in the pannier. And a double decker bus chasing me.

So, I was well prepared for the day. Sunday, July 16, 2006. The Capital to Coast charity bicycle ride. A day my legs won't soon forget.

Jason and I set off at mid-morning from the 30-mile mark at Handcross Park school. A few hundred other riders were there as well, all of us basking in the glow of our virtuousness -- it was for Charity, and that means we all get to go to heaven. Yay!

The glow turned rapidly to perspiration after we set off. Any virtuous feelings were discarded along the roadside. There was work to be done, and nobody was going to stop us.

...except for the nice bloke stranded by the side of the road with his two children and his one flat tire.

Having just gotten warmed up, it would have been the easiest thing in the world to just charge on past; Sorry, mate. Places to go. -- But no! Charity, remember? Virtuous? Plus, we had to save the nuns from the motorcycle gang. Yeah, that was it. That's why we stopped for 45 minutes. It was the nuns, really. Nothing to do with the fact I was already stuffed after 20 minutes of riding and most of it downhill. I'm sure one of the gang members had a vicious monkey with him.
With the tire repair underway and our cover story agreed, we resumed. Twice as virtuous as before, but late for our first rest stop meeting with Robert.

A word about Robert. He has been on practise rides. It turns out that he is capable of riding up a near vertical hill. A few thousand times. In a furnace. With an anvil in the pannier. And the double decker bus wouldn't be chasing him, he'd be chasing it. So naturally Jason and I looked to him to be the pace-setter. But we made him ride 30 miles before we joined him halfway.

Now Robert is one of these quiet, unassuming types who is very supportive and helpful. He just wants you to do as well as you can. So he set a moderate pace for us all to ride at. We, of course, couldn't keep up. We then set a far more moderate pace and Robert would just continue to leap ahead and stop and wait for us every so often. Not annoying at all...

We did do our best to keep up, as we thought that the motorcycle gang might still be tailing us, waiting for one of us to get weak and drop back. I'm not proud to say that the words "Just need to be faster than you..." kept running through my head.

The next water stop was like an oasis in the midst of the desert. Helmets and gear were left fallen on the ground as there was sweet, cool, blessed water right in front of us. Along with about 1,278 other cyclists. We did eventually get our water while young maidens peeled mandarins for us and played on a variety of musical instruments, all the while dancing in flowing silks. As I lay back to enjoy the sounds of the durbakke, qanun, mijwiz and a buzuq, I was rudely splashed with water in the face, while concerned looking people were asking me if I was okay. I told them I was, except all the maidens had disappeared and I missed the music.

As I was getting the strange looks I sometimes do, I decided to fall back on my old stand-by: laugh it off as a joke and edge away from too much scrutiny. Works on my state-appointed psychiatrist as well. As we left, I could swear I saw a monkey watching us from the trees.

As we rode on to the next water stop, I was sure that monkey was keeping pace with us in the trees. And talking on a walkie-talkie. But I was still slightly faster than Jason...

As we passed several riders taking a smoke-break, we topped a hill. A small, delusional part of me hoped that was the final hill and that the rest would be smooth sailing. There were no trees here, so the monkey would have a difficult time tailing us for a while.

At last we reached the final rest stop. I leaned my bike against a rough earth wall, surveying what looked to me like a banana farm. Faint sounds of durbakke music in the air, maidens in flowing silks .... Ah.

Right. Time for a Mars Bar. No one else saw it, but I'm sure a monkey stole one of my bananas. As we were getting ready to leave, I couldn't see where the path continued on, so I asked. It seems I had leaned my bike against the hill we had to face. It was at this point that I thought I should have trained with two anvils instead of one...

The hardest part of the ride was the final hill, known as Devil's Dyke. A hill so brutal, it has its own website. There, I must confess, I hit the wall. I had no more legs and a gearbox full of pain. The final straw came when I watched the rider in front of me spontaneously combust, and the charred frame of his bicycle topple over to join the skeletons and debris by the side of the road. Scared the hell out of the monkey, too.

Somehow, I made it to the top. Bouyed by earlier virtuousness, perhaps, or by the money I had managed to raise for charity. Possibly by the thought of all the dissing I'd get if I just keeled over by the side of the road so close to the finish. Or maybe it was the prospect of catching up with Jason and Robert and letting the air out of their tires. Sure as hell my legs weren't involved.
The final descent into Brighton passed in a blur. There were traffic lights, buses, maidens in flowing silks ... wait, Buses? Argh!

We made it to the finish line, chained up the bikes, and repaired to a nearby pub for rehydration:

R: That was fun.
J&P: Shut it.
P: When I get my strength back Jason, I'ma use my aikido on you...
J: Whatever. You wanna beer?
P: Are the Kennedy's gun shy? And I'ma throw a caber at you as well.
J: Here ya go. Now about Hadrian's Wall...
P: Big thing in the North? Old forts and such?
J: That's the one. Seems they just opened up cycle route 72 all along it.
P: No.
J: Don't answer now, have another beer...
P: Beer, yes. Ride, no.
J: 140 miles of historical riding , over four days... Have another beer?
P: Beer, yes. Ride, maybe.
J: I'll line up some B&Bs, and some baggage forwarding so we don't need to carry anything. Robert you in?
R: Ya. My Bike and I are in agreement with this.
J: Pete, you in?
P: Beer, yes. Ride...... yes.

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